Who's Your Sexy Ugly Crush?

I'm working on a much more substantive post (in my head of course) about all the things I swore I'd never do and have since broken my own rules with the onset of mommyhood. But for now, something much more lighthearted...

You know you have a sexy-ugly crush...someone who is totally not attractive but for some reason you find them dead sexy. An ex of mine's was Sandra Bernhardt -- appalling, he's my ex for a reason, we nearly came to blows over this appalling revelation. Mine is Kid Rock. He's so nasty and dirty and probably has all kinds of creepy crawlies. That stringy hair, that propensity to go open shirt (despite the lack of a...ahem...Situation (bwa, ha ha), the bowler hat, the taste in skanky women, the molester scruff, the odds of a serious drinking problem -- somehow when you put all those things together I'm in the crowd throwing...errr...roses...on the stage. I am ashamed, but I confess, this pillar of ick is my sexy-ugly crush....

Mmmm, mmm,mmm
On a side note, I'm watching the Haiti telethon and I'm pretty sure Stevie Wonder has had a lot of work -- he's 70 with flawless skin - does that make any sense at all? And Madonna is pulled tighter than Joan Rivers. I can talk shit because I've already donated (twice) and you should too. www.redcross.org In all seriousness, it is quite a moment to take stock of your life and all you have. And as I sit here typing this, watching tv, with a sleeping baby Violet on my chest...I am certainly blessed and my thoughts and prayers go out to Haiti. (how's that for a script flip).